Bifpidsog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous swan.

Bifpidsog created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Bifpidsog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bifpidsog, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bifpidsog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bifpidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed apples to bats while wearing red boots.

3. You must pray to Bifpidsog nine times a day.

4. You must love Bifpidsog.

5. Never play with disobedient children.