Mobsakfotjoncap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise wyrm.

Mobsakfotjoncap created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobsakfotjoncap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mobsakfotjoncap, he will turn you into a goat.

Mobsakfotjoncap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mobsakfotjoncap's Holy Commandments

1. Mobsakfotjoncap loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the west.