Jinlakfen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, proud giraffe.

Jinlakfen created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinlakfen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jinlakfen, it will strike you with lightening.

Jinlakfen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jinlakfen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.