Rantenved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless lion.

Rantenved created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rantenved, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rantenved, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rantenved's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rantenved's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear fawn.