Cudtarprap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow swallow.

Cudtarprap created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cudtarprap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cudtarprap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cudtarprap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cudtarprap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Put Cudtarprap first in all things.

4. You must pray to Cudtarprap seven times a day.

5. Never eat bark.