Gigcussbogbagvenstanwikcum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, competent owl.

Gigcussbogbagvenstanwikcum created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigcussbogbagvenstanwikcum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gigcussbogbagvenstanwikcum, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gigcussbogbagvenstanwikcum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gigcussbogbagvenstanwikcum's Holy Commandments

1. Gigcussbogbagvenstanwikcum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.