Capdinhom is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, selfish
bear.
Capdinhom created matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Capdinhom, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Capdinhom, she will turn you into a rock.
Capdinhom's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Capdinhom's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Do not speak about grapes.
5. Do not hurt manatees.