Nakzog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid sheep.

Nakzog created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakzog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakzog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nakzog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nakzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Erect five carbon sculptures of Nakzog on top of important buildings.

5. Nakzog must be the most important thing in your life.