Gubdothin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow fox.

Gubdothin created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdothin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubdothin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gubdothin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gubdothin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Gubdothin on top of important buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Gubdothin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Gubdothin loves dogs, so they must be respected.