Arndubnullmig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful goat.

Arndubnullmig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arndubnullmig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arndubnullmig, he will send you a sign.

Arndubnullmig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arndubnullmig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Arndubnullmig.

3. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear magenta ear rings.