Narlteengil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic badger.

Narlteengil created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlteengil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlteengil, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Narlteengil's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Narlteengil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Narlteengil on top of important buildings.