Buggammipbutjigcepyarttig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous eagle.

Buggammipbutjigcepyarttig created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buggammipbutjigcepyarttig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Buggammipbutjigcepyarttig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Buggammipbutjigcepyarttig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Buggammipbutjigcepyarttig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your head red.

5. Never eat bark.