Kanbessfub Tarpopdab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, smart wren.

Kanbessfub Tarpopdab created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbessfub Tarpopdab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kanbessfub Tarpopdab, it will curse you with boils.

Kanbessfub Tarpopdab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kanbessfub Tarpopdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Kanbessfub Tarpopdab.

5. Do not cook food in pots.