Beptanget is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow snake.

Beptanget created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beptanget, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Beptanget, he will turn you into a rock.

Beptanget's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Beptanget's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the south.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.