Kennadvid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, almighty wolf.

Kennadvid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kennadvid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kennadvid, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kennadvid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kennadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to monkeys while wearing magenta ear rings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.