Wikrowflat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying centaur.

Wikrowflat created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Wikrowflat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikrowflat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wikrowflat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wikrowflat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Wikrowflat loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. You must never eat parsnips.