Carqueeglit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous badger.

Carqueeglit created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Carqueeglit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Carqueeglit, it will turn you into a frog.

Carqueeglit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Carqueeglit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Carqueeglit's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not shave your chest.