Rignilgep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive clam.

Rignilgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rignilgep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rignilgep, he will be very unhappy.

Rignilgep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Rignilgep's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never paint your hands blue.

4. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Rignilgep five times a day.