Limwanpan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying wyrm.

Limwanpan created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limwanpan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limwanpan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Limwanpan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Limwanpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not kill mice.
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