Metyarpgemmeg Looptarpcut
is a god.
She takes the form of a small, smart
manatee
.
Metyarpgemmeg Looptarpcut
created energy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Metyarpgemmeg Looptarpcut
, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Metyarpgemmeg Looptarpcut
, she will have a low opinion of you.
Metyarpgemmeg Looptarpcut's
most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Metyarpgemmeg Looptarpcut's Holy Commandments
1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not hurt voles.
3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.
4. Always wear indigo.
5. Hide if nine great tits approach from the west.
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