Yogkenven is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, able fox.

Yogkenven created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogkenven, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogkenven, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yogkenven's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yogkenven's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.