Yogkenven is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, able
fox.
Yogkenven created energy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogkenven, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Yogkenven, he will try to impress you with trees.
Yogkenven's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Yogkenven's Holy Commandments1. Never go into red rooms.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Never wear shoes.
4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.
5. Never hurt grasshopers.