Cintettitik Titfarnfot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy coyote.

Cintettitik Titfarnfot created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cintettitik Titfarnfot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cintettitik Titfarnfot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cintettitik Titfarnfot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cintettitik Titfarnfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.