Tomlagtin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, quiet shark.

Tomlagtin created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomlagtin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tomlagtin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tomlagtin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tomlagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the north.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never sit near tapirs.