Bugcusscib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless seal.

Bugcusscib created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcusscib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bugcusscib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bugcusscib's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bugcusscib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never feed coconuts to ants while wearing black jumpers.

5. Always help sharks in need.