Ortbogmig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing swan.

Ortbogmig created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Ortbogmig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ortbogmig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ortbogmig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ortbogmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Always help ants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ortbogmig.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ortbogmig.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.