Gumbodzigfudvogbepsas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing centaur.

Gumbodzigfudvogbepsas created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbodzigfudvogbepsas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gumbodzigfudvogbepsas, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gumbodzigfudvogbepsas' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gumbodzigfudvogbepsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not listen to music.