Kimhuncab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent dingo.

Kimhuncab created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimhuncab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kimhuncab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kimhuncab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kimhuncab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimhuncab.

5. Do not listen to music.