Manhomzogged Negflagjam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured armadillo.

Manhomzogged Negflagjam created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhomzogged Negflagjam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manhomzogged Negflagjam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Manhomzogged Negflagjam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Manhomzogged Negflagjam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Manhomzogged Negflagjam.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Manhomzogged Negflagjam's name in vain.