Flaggemcun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm dugong.

Flaggemcun created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Flaggemcun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flaggemcun, she will be very sad.

Flaggemcun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flaggemcun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flaggemcun five times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.