Gumaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awesome pig.

Gumaf created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gumaf, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gumaf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gumaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always stare at clouds.