Xenrilsaf Gonvagbell is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair dove.

Xenrilsaf Gonvagbell created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenrilsaf Gonvagbell, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xenrilsaf Gonvagbell, she will turn you into a worm.

Xenrilsaf Gonvagbell's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xenrilsaf Gonvagbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.