Dussvendin Bestfudvin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous jackal.

Dussvendin Bestfudvin created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dussvendin Bestfudvin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dussvendin Bestfudvin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dussvendin Bestfudvin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dussvendin Bestfudvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.