Barnhenstaf Quimyar Madzigzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, kind raven.

Barnhenstaf Quimyar Madzigzog created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnhenstaf Quimyar Madzigzog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Barnhenstaf Quimyar Madzigzog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Barnhenstaf Quimyar Madzigzog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Barnhenstaf Quimyar Madzigzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Put Barnhenstaf Quimyar Madzigzog first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.