Figlarggabcib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm hare.

Figlarggabcib created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Figlarggabcib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Figlarggabcib, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Figlarggabcib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Figlarggabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.