Cudcemrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating whale.

Cudcemrap created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcemrap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudcemrap, it will turn you into a rock.

Cudcemrap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cudcemrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never eat cucumbers.