Honnulhot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody wyvern.

Honnulhot created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Honnulhot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Honnulhot, she will turn you into a duck.

Honnulhot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Honnulhot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Honnulhot on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.