Narminstan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical meerkat.

Narminstan created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narminstan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narminstan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Narminstan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Narminstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never eat green fruit.