Yatdimjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring fox.

Yatdimjad created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatdimjad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yatdimjad, he will come to you in dreams.

Yatdimjad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yatdimjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.