Mutfomjon is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, dishonest
hydra.
Mutfomjon created the world four million years ago.
If you believe in
Mutfomjon, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Mutfomjon, it will not care.
Mutfomjon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Mutfomjon's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never hurt sharks.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not cook food in pots.