Febbinrutt Arnjapomin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent horse.

Febbinrutt Arnjapomin created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Febbinrutt Arnjapomin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febbinrutt Arnjapomin, she will turn you into a duck.

Febbinrutt Arnjapomin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Febbinrutt Arnjapomin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine great tits approach from the west.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Hide if seven cats approach from the north.

4. Febbinrutt Arnjapomin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not make images of living things.