Dutdussfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless spider.

Dutdussfet created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdussfet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dutdussfet, it will send you a sign.

Dutdussfet's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dutdussfet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Dutdussfet.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.