Kamhivcibven is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud hyena.

Kamhivcibven created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamhivcibven, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamhivcibven, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kamhivcibven's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kamhivcibven's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Kamhivcibven loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.