Lenmegmipmip Rakdavfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless butterfly.

Lenmegmipmip Rakdavfub created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenmegmipmip Rakdavfub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lenmegmipmip Rakdavfub, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lenmegmipmip Rakdavfub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lenmegmipmip Rakdavfub's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed rice to swans while wearing brown coats.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.