Hakbugcat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless yak.

Hakbugcat created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbugcat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hakbugcat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hakbugcat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hakbugcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Hakbugcat.

3. Hide from orange frogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about limes.