Bugnurtdon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous bee.

Bugnurtdon created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugnurtdon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bugnurtdon, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bugnurtdon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bugnurtdon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Never write about asteroids.