Arfflanlop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable ferret.

Arfflanlop created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfflanlop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arfflanlop, he will turn you into a plant.

Arfflanlop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Arfflanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.