Cetominjen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish dugong.

Cetominjen created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetominjen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetominjen, it will turn you into a snail.

Cetominjen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cetominjen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.