Teendossmifbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, stupid lobster.

Teendossmifbig created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teendossmifbig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Teendossmifbig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Teendossmifbig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Teendossmifbig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Teendossmifbig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.