Badsislarn is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating salamander.

Badsislarn created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Badsislarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Badsislarn, she will refuse to believe in you.

Badsislarn's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Badsislarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the north.