Bonbestster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced scorpion.

Bonbestster created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbestster, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonbestster, she will destroy your home planet.

Bonbestster's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bonbestster's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Bonbestster must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.